Well, I was waking up in my smelly old cot this morning and I saw sunshine streaming through the window. And I thought, "Oh, this is going to be such a good day!" Oh, but I was wrong, very wrong.

For breakfast, I was too lazy to put on my glasses, so I went outside and apparently began to suck a witch's soul. Apparently, I was trying to suck the soul out of a dead squirrel! Yech! I eventually found this out because no soul came out (since it was dead) and because I began uncontrollably banging my head against the walls of my house (I have a very serious allergy to squirrels)

And from this point on, I have not found a tasty witch or wizard soul and I am oh sooo hungry...

Check back later this evening.